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Cat Guides

What to do when your cat throws up, stops eating or sings at 5 a.m. I explain it to the staff, slowly, with sources. You are welcome.

Health

Symptoms decoded, and when to stop googling and call the vet. I would tell you myself, but I prefer to hide under the bed.

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Food & Nutrition

What belongs in my bowl and what does not. Spoiler: the answer is never "the same thing as yesterday".

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Home & Living

Apartments, balconies, litter boxes and new roommates. How to run a home that meets my standards.

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Grooming

Coat, claws, teeth and ears. And how the staff can do it without losing a finger.

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Cat Breeds

Temperament, care and health issues by breed. Every one of them is excellent. Some more than others.

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Coat Colors & Patterns

Tabby, tuxedo, calico, orange. What the coat says about genetics, and what it does not say about personality.

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Gear Guides

Litter boxes, fountains, cat trees and carriers. What is worth buying before I ignore it and sit in the box.

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Behavior

Why I knock things off tables, yell at 5 a.m. and stare at the wall. Mostly, it is your fault.

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Cat Knowledge

Purring, names, age in human years and other facts the staff keeps asking about.

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