Cat Tumblers for Hydration With Attitude

Black insulated tumblers with retro cat sarcasm — stay hydrated, stay unbothered.

Browse the collection below, then check out on Amazon — sizes, colors, printing and shipping are handled there. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Thanks for keeping the cats fed — they will pretend not to notice.

A Cranky Kitten tumbler with a retro sarcastic cat design

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Not Lazy Conserving Myself For Nothing Cat On Retro Sunset — funny cat tumbler

Sorry I'm Late Antisocial Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

Don't Talk To Me Before Coffee Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

Energy Saving Mode Lazy Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

I'm Not Drunk Just Relaxed Wine Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

I Hate Everything Except Naps Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

It Wasn't Me The Dog Did It Sarcastic Cat — funny cat tumbler

Not Today Maybe Not Tomorrow Lazy Cat — funny cat tumbler

I Have Standards Not An Attitude Sassy Cat — funny cat tumbler

Pet Me At Own Risk Sassy Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

Morning Person Said No Cat Ever Retro Cat — funny cat tumbler

I Like Cats And Maybe 3 People Retro Cat — funny cat tumbler

All I Want Is To Be Left Alone Holiday Cat — funny cat tumbler

Wanted For Crimes Against The Couch Cat — funny cat tumbler

Sarcasm Is My Superpower Sassy Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

Feed Me Now Human Demanding Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

Emotional Support Human Sarcastic Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

Snuggle Now Bite Later Moody Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

Currently Plotting Something Sneaky Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

Stretch First Then Nap Yoga Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

Worlds Okayest Cat Parent Retro Cat — funny cat tumbler

Suns Out Paws Out Summer Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

My House My Rules Says The Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

Talk To The Paw Sassy Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

Sorry For What I Said When Hungry Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

Professional Overthinker Anxious Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

Chaos Coordinator Mischief Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

Certified Troublemaker Sneaky Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

Anti Social Butterfly Introvert Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

Sarcastic Comment Loading Sassy Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

Born To Judge Sassy Kitten Retro — funny cat tumbler

Petty And Proud Of It Sassy Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

Not Evil Just Misunderstood Black Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

Bad Luck For People I Dislike Black Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

Here For Snacks Not Affection Black Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

I Put The Sass In Sarcastic Calico Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

Selective Hearing Expert Maine Coon Retro — funny cat tumbler

Allergic To Responsibilities Lazy Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

Surrounded By Idiots Judgy Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

Warning May Ignore You White Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

Catitude Included Sassy Tabby Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

Too Cute To Behave Naughty Kitten Retro — funny cat tumbler

I Identify As Unbothered Persian Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

Hangry Is My Default Mood Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

Catnaps And Bad Decisions Tuxedo Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

Professional Attention Seeker Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

My Cat Said No Sassy Siamese Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

I'm Done With All Of It Lazy Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

I Regret Nothing Mischievous Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

I'm Not Upset People Are Exhausting Cat Retro — funny cat tumbler

Crazy Cat Lady And Proud, Actually Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Proud Cat Mom The Cat Is Not Proud Of Me — funny cat tumbler

Not A Regular Mom A Cat Mom, Apparently Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Professional Cat Mom Unpaid And Underslept — funny cat tumbler

Fur Mama Off Duty Never Heard Of It Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Crazy Cat Lady In Training Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

My Kids Have Fur And A Lot Of Opinions Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Certified Cat Lady Review Still Pending Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Nurse Runs On Coffee And Spite Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Teacher By Day Cat Staff By Night Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

My Cat Audits My Life Choices Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

I Heal People My Cat Heals Nothing Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Engineer My Cat Breaks What I Build Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

I Fix Problems My Cat Creates Them Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Artist My Cat Edits Everything Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Bookkeeper My Cat Keeps Only Grudges Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Lawyer My Cat Objects To Everything Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

I Cook All Day The Cat Still Wants More Cat On Retro Sunset — funny cat tumbler

Teacher Tired, Caffeinated, Owned Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Nurses And The Cats Who Outrank Them Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Cat Mom Ever Says Me, Not The Cat Retro Cat On Retro Sunset — funny cat tumbler

Happy Father'S Day The Cat Got You Nothing — funny cat tumbler

All I Want Is The Cat To Like Me Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Happy The Cat Forgot, Obviously Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Be My Valentine Said No Cat Ever Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Mother Of Cats Ruler Of Nothing Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Merry Everything From The Cat, Reluctantly — funny cat tumbler

Another Year Older The Cat Is Unimpressed — funny cat tumbler

Happy Mother'S Day To The Staff, From The Cat — funny cat tumbler

Orange Cat One Braincell, Zero Regrets Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Black Cat Spicy, Not Evil Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Tuxedo Cat Dressed Up, Still Rude Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Calico Three Colors, One Attitude Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Tabby Mom Outranked And Okay With It Cat On Retro Sunset — funny cat tumbler

Orange Cat Behavior There Is No Explanation — funny cat tumbler

Maine Coon Too Big To Argue With Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Siamese Opinions At Full Volume Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Two Orange Cats Sharing One Braincell Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Persian Royal By Birth, Rude By Habit Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Bengal Wild At Heart, Rude By Choice Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Ragdoll Goes Limp To Avoid Responsibility — funny cat tumbler

Thick Cat Built By Snacks And Spite Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Aries I Was Right. Discussion Over. Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Taurus Not Stubborn. You'Re Wrong. Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Gemini Two Moods Nap And Judgment Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Cancer Emotionally Complex, Mostly Napping — funny cat tumbler

Leo Too Magnificent To Be Humble Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Virgo I Fixed It. You Did It Wrong. Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Scorpio I Will Remember This. Forever. Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Sagittarius Left Before You Finished Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Capricorn Not Cold. Efficient. Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Aquarius Not Weird. You'Re Basic. Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Pisces Sensitive And Dramatic About It Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Code Goes In Naps Come Out Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Accountant I Make Numbers Behave. Unlike You — funny cat tumbler

Mechanic It Was Broken Before You Touched It — funny cat tumbler

I Do Hair And Judge Yours Silently Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Trucker Professional Leave-Me-Alone-Er Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Electrician I Find The Fault. Usually You — funny cat tumbler

Plumber I'Ve Seen Things Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Dentist Floss. I'Ll Know. Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Vet Tech I Love Animals, People Are Harder — funny cat tumbler

Realtor Location, Location, Leave Me Alone — funny cat tumbler

Barista Caffeine And Contempt Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Scientist My Hypothesis You'Re Wrong Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Firefighter I Run Toward Chaos, Like The Cat — funny cat tumbler

Pilot Left The Ground To Avoid People Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Farmer Up At Dawn. Hate It. Do It Anyway — funny cat tumbler

Server Smiling Outside, Plotting Inside Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Librarian Shhh. Permanently. Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Healthcare Tired, Caffeinated, Mildly Feral — funny cat tumbler

Currently Booked By A Book Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Plant Lady Tomatoes Over People Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Just One More Game Said At 3 A.M. Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

True Crime And Naps The Whole Personality — funny cat tumbler

The Great Outdoors No People, That'S The Appeal — funny cat tumbler

Gone Fishing To Ignore Everyone Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

I Run From Responsibilities Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

I Lift My Standards, Away From You Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

I Bake So I Don'T Have To Talk Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

But First, Tea Then Judgment Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

I Dig In Dirt To Avoid Humans Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Vinyl And Solitude Loud Music, Low Tolerance — funny cat tumbler

Hooked On Yarn Done With People Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Hiking Nature No Small Talk Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

I Make Art The Cat Critiques It Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

1000 Pieces Zero Patience Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Camp And Nap People Not Invited Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Resting Witch Face Spooky Season, Same Mood — funny cat tumbler

Spooky And Done With It Halloween, Every Day — funny cat tumbler

Black Cats Do It Better All Halloween Long — funny cat tumbler

All I Want For Is For You To Leave Me Alone — funny cat tumbler

On The Naughty List And Thriving Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Merry Whatever Says The Cat Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Thankful. Allegedly. Mostly For Naps And Snacks — funny cat tumbler

Here For The Food Not The Family Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

New Year Same Cranky Cat Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Feeling Lucky Don'T Push It Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Independent Since Birth Just Ask The Cat — funny cat tumbler

Hopping Nowhere Napping Everywhere Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Roses Are Red I'D Rather Nap Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Sweater Weather And People-Avoiding Weather — funny cat tumbler

Prost Now Leave Me Alone Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Socially Distanced Since Birth, By Choice — funny cat tumbler

Not Antisocial Anti-You, Specifically Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Mondays A Personal Attack Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Fluent In Sarcasm And Silence Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Retired Schedule Nothing, All Day Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Single And Feral Weirdly Okay With It Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Cranky Since Birth A Lifestyle Not A Phase — funny cat tumbler

Nap Queen Reigning, Undefeated Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Plants, Cats, Naps People Hard Pass Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

World'S Okayest Boss Don'T Make It Weird — funny cat tumbler

My Therapist Has Fur And No Advice Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Running On Caffeine, Spite, One Nap Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Too Many People Send Snacks Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

One Nerve Left You'Re On It Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

No Place Like Not Here With You Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Sphynx Naked, Cold, Judging You Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Russian Blue Gray, Aloof, Superior Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Scottish Fold Folded Ears, Zero Patience — funny cat tumbler

British Shorthair Stiff Upper Whisker Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Void Cat A Void With Opinions Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Tortitude A Documented Condition Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Munchkin Short Legs, Tall Attitude Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Double Trouble Two Cats, Double The Judgment — funny cat tumbler

Tiny And Feral Already Over It Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Cool Cat Aunt The Favorite, Obviously Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Cat Grandma Spoils The Cat, Ignores You Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Cat Grandpa The Cat'S Favorite, Not Yours — funny cat tumbler

Crazy Cat Aunt In Training Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Cat Uncle Bad Influence, Great Naps Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

The Cat Chose Me Deal With It Retro Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Cats And Caffeine The Only Support System — funny cat tumbler

Cats And Wine And A Do-Not-Disturb Face Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Foster Fail The Cat Won Retro Sarcastic Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

I Rescued A Cat It Runs The House Now Cat Design — funny cat tumbler

Professionally Horizontal Since Birth Cat — funny cat tumbler

I Peaked During Naptime Cat — funny cat tumbler

Do Not Disturb Asleep Either Way Cat — funny cat tumbler

Motivation Loading Please Wait Forever Cat — funny cat tumbler

Staying In It's a Lifestyle Cat — funny cat tumbler

Rest Is a Skill I'm a Master Cat — funny cat tumbler

Ambition Is Exhausting So Is Standing Cat On Retro Sunset — funny cat tumbler

I Run on Snooze Nine Times Minimum Cat — funny cat tumbler

Couch Occupied Indefinitely Cat — funny cat tumbler

Less Doing More Lying Down Cat — funny cat tumbler

My Blood Type Is Cold Brew Cat — funny cat tumbler

First I Drink The Coffee Then I Ignore You Cat — funny cat tumbler

Decaf Is Just A Threat Cat — funny cat tumbler

Steeped In Tea Soaked In Judgment Cat — funny cat tumbler

Tea First People Never Cat — funny cat tumbler

One More Cup Then Maybe Words Cat On Retro Sunset — funny cat tumbler

Wine Me Up Before You Go Cat — funny cat tumbler

Too Sober For This Family Cat — funny cat tumbler

Sorry I'm Late My Cat Sat On Me — funny cat tumbler

Promoted To Staff By My Own Cat — funny cat tumbler

I Have One Child She Has Claws — funny cat tumbler

Cat Parent The Cat Disagrees — funny cat tumbler

I Adopted A Cat It Adopted My Chair — funny cat tumbler

My Cat's Favorite Is The Other Person — funny cat tumbler

Licensed Cat Mom Still Not Respected — funny cat tumbler

I Pay The Rent The Cat Owns The House — funny cat tumbler

Hiss First Ask Questions Never Halloween Cat — funny cat tumbler

Costume Optional Contempt Not Halloween Cat — funny cat tumbler

I Did The Haunting Ghosts Are Amateurs Cat — funny cat tumbler

Treat Me Or Suffer My Mood Halloween Cat — funny cat tumbler

Professional Lurker Nine Lives Halloween Cat — funny cat tumbler

Not A Decoration Naturally Ominous Black Cat — funny cat tumbler

Scare Level Mildly Inconvenienced Halloween Cat — funny cat tumbler

My Cauldron My Rules Your Problem Halloween Cat — funny cat tumbler

Deck The Halls Without Me Naughty Xmas Cat On Retro Sunset — funny cat tumbler

Tree Is Up So Are My Claws Naughty Xmas Cat — funny cat tumbler

Ho Ho No Go Away Deadpan Santa Cat On Retro Sunset — funny cat tumbler

Wake Me When The Ham Is Done Holiday Cat On Retro Sunset — funny cat tumbler

Santa Leave The Snacks And Go Naughty Cat — funny cat tumbler

Feliz Navi No I'm Napping Holiday Santa Cat — funny cat tumbler

Tinsel Is A Toy Fight Me Naughty Xmas Cat — funny cat tumbler

Silent Night If Everyone Leaves Holiday Cat On Retro Sunset — funny cat tumbler

I Don't Do Mornings Cat — funny cat tumbler

Trapped In A Meeting Cat — funny cat tumbler

Read At Nine Replying Never Cat — funny cat tumbler

Pants Optional Remote Work Cat — funny cat tumbler

Two Weeks Notice In My Head Cat — funny cat tumbler

Out Of Office Mentally Cat — funny cat tumbler

Overworked And Under-Napped Cat — funny cat tumbler

Not Antisocial Anti-Coworker Cat — funny cat tumbler

Let's Circle Back Cat — funny cat tumbler

Running On Empty Cold Coffee Cat — funny cat tumbler

Professionally Looking Busy Cat — funny cat tumbler

In Charge Of Nothing Cat — funny cat tumbler

The Deadline Was A Suggestion Cat — funny cat tumbler

Nine To Five Feels Like Nine Cat — funny cat tumbler

Teamwork Makes Me Tired Cat — funny cat tumbler

I Work So My Cat Doesn't Cat — funny cat tumbler

Powered By Coffee And Contempt Cat — funny cat tumbler

You're On Mute Stay That Way Cat — funny cat tumbler

Living For The Direct Deposit Cat — funny cat tumbler

Using My PTO To Avoid People Cat — funny cat tumbler

Synergy Is Not A Real Word Cat — funny cat tumbler

Stayed Late Once Never Again Cat — funny cat tumbler

My Office Has A Bed In It Cat — funny cat tumbler

Look Alive The Boss Is Coming Cat — funny cat tumbler

Doing The Bare Minimum Cat — funny cat tumbler

Reading Is My Exit Strategy Cat — funny cat tumbler

Busy In A Fictional World Cat — funny cat tumbler

My Plants Do Not Make Small Talk Cat — funny cat tumbler

Watering Plants Avoiding People Cat — funny cat tumbler

Sorry Busy Repotting Cat — funny cat tumbler

Cat Tumblers for Hydration With Attitude

Hydration, but make it judgmental. A black insulated cat tumbler keeps drinks cold and your whole leave-me-alone brand intact at the desk, the gym or the car.

Double-walled and built for daily use. See the tumblers on Amazon.