Funny Cat Tank Tops for Hot Days and Cold Stares

Warm-weather sarcasm for when it is too hot to deal with anyone — the cat included.

Browse the collection below, then check out on Amazon — sizes, colors, printing and shipping are handled there. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Thanks for keeping the cats fed — they will pretend not to notice.

Person wearing a Cranky Kitten tank top with a retro sarcastic cat design

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Not Lazy Conserving Myself For Nothing Cat On Retro Sunset — funny cat tank top

Sorry I'm Late Antisocial Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

Don't Talk To Me Before Coffee Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

Energy Saving Mode Lazy Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

I'm Not Drunk Just Relaxed Wine Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

I Hate Everything Except Naps Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

It Wasn't Me The Dog Did It Sarcastic Cat — funny cat tank top

Not Today Maybe Not Tomorrow Lazy Cat — funny cat tank top

I Have Standards Not An Attitude Sassy Cat — funny cat tank top

Pet Me At Own Risk Sassy Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

Morning Person Said No Cat Ever Retro Cat — funny cat tank top

I Like Cats And Maybe 3 People Retro Cat — funny cat tank top

All I Want Is To Be Left Alone Holiday Cat — funny cat tank top

Wanted For Crimes Against The Couch Cat — funny cat tank top

Sarcasm Is My Superpower Sassy Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

Feed Me Now Human Demanding Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

Emotional Support Human Sarcastic Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

Snuggle Now Bite Later Moody Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

Currently Plotting Something Sneaky Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

Stretch First Then Nap Yoga Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

Worlds Okayest Cat Parent Retro Cat — funny cat tank top

Suns Out Paws Out Summer Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

My House My Rules Says The Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

Talk To The Paw Sassy Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

Sorry For What I Said When Hungry Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

Professional Overthinker Anxious Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

Chaos Coordinator Mischief Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

Certified Troublemaker Sneaky Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

Anti Social Butterfly Introvert Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

Sarcastic Comment Loading Sassy Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

Born To Judge Sassy Kitten Retro — funny cat tank top

Petty And Proud Of It Sassy Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

Not Evil Just Misunderstood Black Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

Bad Luck For People I Dislike Black Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

Here For Snacks Not Affection Black Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

I Put The Sass In Sarcastic Calico Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

Selective Hearing Expert Maine Coon Retro — funny cat tank top

Allergic To Responsibilities Lazy Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

Surrounded By Idiots Judgy Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

Warning May Ignore You White Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

Catitude Included Sassy Tabby Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

Too Cute To Behave Naughty Kitten Retro — funny cat tank top

I Identify As Unbothered Persian Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

Hangry Is My Default Mood Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

Catnaps And Bad Decisions Tuxedo Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

Professional Attention Seeker Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

My Cat Said No Sassy Siamese Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

I'm Done With All Of It Lazy Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

I Regret Nothing Mischievous Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

I'm Not Upset People Are Exhausting Cat Retro — funny cat tank top

Crazy Cat Lady And Proud, Actually Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Proud Cat Mom The Cat Is Not Proud Of Me — funny cat tank top

Not A Regular Mom A Cat Mom, Apparently Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Professional Cat Mom Unpaid And Underslept — funny cat tank top

Fur Mama Off Duty Never Heard Of It Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Crazy Cat Lady In Training Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

My Kids Have Fur And A Lot Of Opinions Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Stay-At-Home Cat Servant Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Certified Cat Lady Review Still Pending Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Nurse Runs On Coffee And Spite Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Teacher By Day Cat Staff By Night Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

My Cat Audits My Life Choices Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

I Heal People My Cat Heals Nothing Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Engineer My Cat Breaks What I Build Cat Design — funny cat tank top

I Fix Problems My Cat Creates Them Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Artist My Cat Edits Everything Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Bookkeeper My Cat Keeps Only Grudges Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Lawyer My Cat Objects To Everything Cat Design — funny cat tank top

I Cook All Day The Cat Still Wants More Cat On Retro Sunset — funny cat tank top

Teacher Tired, Caffeinated, Owned Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Nurses And The Cats Who Outrank Them Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Cat Mom Ever Says Me, Not The Cat Retro Cat On Retro Sunset — funny cat tank top

Happy Father'S Day The Cat Got You Nothing — funny cat tank top

All I Want Is The Cat To Like Me Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Happy The Cat Forgot, Obviously Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Be My Valentine Said No Cat Ever Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Mother Of Cats Ruler Of Nothing Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Merry Everything From The Cat, Reluctantly — funny cat tank top

Another Year Older The Cat Is Unimpressed — funny cat tank top

Happy Mother'S Day To The Staff, From The Cat — funny cat tank top

Orange Cat One Braincell, Zero Regrets Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Black Cat Spicy, Not Evil Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Tuxedo Cat Dressed Up, Still Rude Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Calico Three Colors, One Attitude Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Tabby Mom Outranked And Okay With It Cat On Retro Sunset — funny cat tank top

Orange Cat Behavior There Is No Explanation — funny cat tank top

Maine Coon Too Big To Argue With Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Siamese Opinions At Full Volume Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Two Orange Cats Sharing One Braincell Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Persian Royal By Birth, Rude By Habit Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Bengal Wild At Heart, Rude By Choice Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Ragdoll Goes Limp To Avoid Responsibility — funny cat tank top

Thick Cat Built By Snacks And Spite Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Aries I Was Right. Discussion Over. Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Taurus Not Stubborn. You'Re Wrong. Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Gemini Two Moods Nap And Judgment Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Cancer Emotionally Complex, Mostly Napping — funny cat tank top

Leo Too Magnificent To Be Humble Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Virgo I Fixed It. You Did It Wrong. Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Scorpio I Will Remember This. Forever. Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Sagittarius Left Before You Finished Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Capricorn Not Cold. Efficient. Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Aquarius Not Weird. You'Re Basic. Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Pisces Sensitive And Dramatic About It Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Code Goes In Naps Come Out Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Accountant I Make Numbers Behave. Unlike You — funny cat tank top

Mechanic It Was Broken Before You Touched It — funny cat tank top

I Do Hair And Judge Yours Silently Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Trucker Professional Leave-Me-Alone-Er Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Electrician I Find The Fault. Usually You — funny cat tank top

Plumber I'Ve Seen Things Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Dentist Floss. I'Ll Know. Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Vet Tech I Love Animals, People Are Harder — funny cat tank top

Realtor Location, Location, Leave Me Alone — funny cat tank top

Barista Caffeine And Contempt Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Scientist My Hypothesis You'Re Wrong Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Firefighter I Run Toward Chaos, Like The Cat — funny cat tank top

Pilot Left The Ground To Avoid People Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Farmer Up At Dawn. Hate It. Do It Anyway — funny cat tank top

Server Smiling Outside, Plotting Inside Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Librarian Shhh. Permanently. Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Healthcare Tired, Caffeinated, Mildly Feral — funny cat tank top

Currently Booked By A Book Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Plant Lady Tomatoes Over People Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Just One More Game Said At 3 A.M. Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

True Crime And Naps The Whole Personality — funny cat tank top

The Great Outdoors No People, That'S The Appeal — funny cat tank top

Gone Fishing To Ignore Everyone Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

I Run From Responsibilities Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

I Lift My Standards, Away From You Cat Design — funny cat tank top

I Bake So I Don'T Have To Talk Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

But First, Tea Then Judgment Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

I Dig In Dirt To Avoid Humans Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Vinyl And Solitude Loud Music, Low Tolerance — funny cat tank top

Hooked On Yarn Done With People Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Hiking Nature No Small Talk Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

I Make Art The Cat Critiques It Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

1000 Pieces Zero Patience Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Camp And Nap People Not Invited Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Resting Witch Face Spooky Season, Same Mood — funny cat tank top

Spooky And Done With It Halloween, Every Day — funny cat tank top

Black Cats Do It Better All Halloween Long — funny cat tank top

All I Want For Is For You To Leave Me Alone — funny cat tank top

On The Naughty List And Thriving Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Merry Whatever Says The Cat Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Thankful. Allegedly. Mostly For Naps And Snacks — funny cat tank top

Here For The Food Not The Family Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

New Year Same Cranky Cat Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Feeling Lucky Don'T Push It Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Independent Since Birth Just Ask The Cat — funny cat tank top

Hopping Nowhere Napping Everywhere Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Roses Are Red I'D Rather Nap Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Sweater Weather And People-Avoiding Weather — funny cat tank top

Prost Now Leave Me Alone Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Socially Distanced Since Birth, By Choice — funny cat tank top

Not Antisocial Anti-You, Specifically Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Mondays A Personal Attack Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Fluent In Sarcasm And Silence Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Retired Schedule Nothing, All Day Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Single And Feral Weirdly Okay With It Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Cranky Since Birth A Lifestyle Not A Phase — funny cat tank top

Nap Queen Reigning, Undefeated Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Plants, Cats, Naps People Hard Pass Cat Design — funny cat tank top

World'S Okayest Boss Don'T Make It Weird — funny cat tank top

My Therapist Has Fur And No Advice Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Running On Caffeine, Spite, One Nap Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Too Many People Send Snacks Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

One Nerve Left You'Re On It Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Sphynx Naked, Cold, Judging You Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Russian Blue Gray, Aloof, Superior Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Scottish Fold Folded Ears, Zero Patience — funny cat tank top

British Shorthair Stiff Upper Whisker Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Void Cat A Void With Opinions Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Tortitude A Documented Condition Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Munchkin Short Legs, Tall Attitude Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Double Trouble Two Cats, Double The Judgment — funny cat tank top

Tiny And Feral Already Over It Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Cool Cat Aunt The Favorite, Obviously Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Cat Grandma Spoils The Cat, Ignores You Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Cat Grandpa The Cat'S Favorite, Not Yours — funny cat tank top

Crazy Cat Aunt In Training Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Cat Uncle Bad Influence, Great Naps Cat Design — funny cat tank top

The Cat Chose Me Deal With It Retro Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Cats And Caffeine The Only Support System — funny cat tank top

Cats And Wine And A Do-Not-Disturb Face Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Foster Fail The Cat Won Retro Sarcastic Cat Design — funny cat tank top

I Rescued A Cat It Runs The House Now Cat Design — funny cat tank top

Professionally Horizontal Since Birth Cat — funny cat tank top

I Peaked During Naptime Cat — funny cat tank top

Do Not Disturb Asleep Either Way Cat — funny cat tank top

Motivation Loading Please Wait Forever Cat — funny cat tank top

Staying In It's a Lifestyle Cat — funny cat tank top

Rest Is a Skill I'm a Master Cat — funny cat tank top

Ambition Is Exhausting So Is Standing Cat On Retro Sunset — funny cat tank top

I Run on Snooze Nine Times Minimum Cat — funny cat tank top

Couch Occupied Indefinitely Cat — funny cat tank top

Less Doing More Lying Down Cat — funny cat tank top

My Blood Type Is Cold Brew Cat — funny cat tank top

First I Drink The Coffee Then I Ignore You Cat — funny cat tank top

Decaf Is Just A Threat Cat — funny cat tank top

Steeped In Tea Soaked In Judgment Cat — funny cat tank top

Tea First People Never Cat — funny cat tank top

One More Cup Then Maybe Words Cat On Retro Sunset — funny cat tank top

Wine Me Up Before You Go Cat — funny cat tank top

Too Sober For This Family Cat — funny cat tank top

Sorry I'm Late My Cat Sat On Me — funny cat tank top

Promoted To Staff By My Own Cat — funny cat tank top

I Have One Child She Has Claws — funny cat tank top

Cat Parent The Cat Disagrees — funny cat tank top

I Adopted A Cat It Adopted My Chair — funny cat tank top

My Cat's Favorite Is The Other Person — funny cat tank top

Licensed Cat Mom Still Not Respected — funny cat tank top

I Pay The Rent The Cat Owns The House — funny cat tank top

Hiss First Ask Questions Never Halloween Cat — funny cat tank top

Costume Optional Contempt Not Halloween Cat — funny cat tank top

I Did The Haunting Ghosts Are Amateurs Cat — funny cat tank top

Treat Me Or Suffer My Mood Halloween Cat — funny cat tank top

Professional Lurker Nine Lives Halloween Cat — funny cat tank top

Not A Decoration Naturally Ominous Black Cat — funny cat tank top

Scare Level Mildly Inconvenienced Halloween Cat — funny cat tank top

My Cauldron My Rules Your Problem Halloween Cat — funny cat tank top

Deck The Halls Without Me Naughty Xmas Cat On Retro Sunset — funny cat tank top

Tree Is Up So Are My Claws Naughty Xmas Cat — funny cat tank top

Ho Ho No Go Away Deadpan Santa Cat On Retro Sunset — funny cat tank top

Wake Me When The Ham Is Done Holiday Cat On Retro Sunset — funny cat tank top

Santa Leave The Snacks And Go Naughty Cat — funny cat tank top

Feliz Navi No I'm Napping Holiday Santa Cat — funny cat tank top

Tinsel Is A Toy Fight Me Naughty Xmas Cat — funny cat tank top

Silent Night If Everyone Leaves Holiday Cat On Retro Sunset — funny cat tank top

I Don't Do Mornings Cat — funny cat tank top

Trapped In A Meeting Cat — funny cat tank top

Read At Nine Replying Never Cat — funny cat tank top

Pants Optional Remote Work Cat — funny cat tank top

Two Weeks Notice In My Head Cat — funny cat tank top

Out Of Office Mentally Cat — funny cat tank top

Overworked And Under-Napped Cat — funny cat tank top

Not Antisocial Anti-Coworker Cat — funny cat tank top

Let's Circle Back Cat — funny cat tank top

Running On Empty Cold Coffee Cat — funny cat tank top

Professionally Looking Busy Cat — funny cat tank top

In Charge Of Nothing Cat — funny cat tank top

The Deadline Was A Suggestion Cat — funny cat tank top

Nine To Five Feels Like Nine Cat — funny cat tank top

Teamwork Makes Me Tired Cat — funny cat tank top

I Work So My Cat Doesn't Cat — funny cat tank top

Powered By Coffee And Contempt Cat — funny cat tank top

You're On Mute Stay That Way Cat — funny cat tank top

Living For The Direct Deposit Cat — funny cat tank top

Using My PTO To Avoid People Cat — funny cat tank top

Synergy Is Not A Real Word Cat — funny cat tank top

Stayed Late Once Never Again Cat — funny cat tank top

My Office Has A Bed In It Cat — funny cat tank top

Look Alive The Boss Is Coming Cat — funny cat tank top

Doing The Bare Minimum Cat — funny cat tank top

Reading Is My Exit Strategy Cat — funny cat tank top

Busy In A Fictional World Cat — funny cat tank top

My Plants Do Not Make Small Talk Cat — funny cat tank top

Watering Plants Avoiding People Cat — funny cat tank top

Sorry Busy Repotting Cat — funny cat tank top

Funny Cat Tank Tops for Hot Days and Cold Stares

When it is too hot to deal with anyone — the cat included — a sarcastic cat tank top says it for you. Lightweight, retro and ready for the gym or the porch.

Same dry attitude, fewer sleeves. Choose your size and colour over on Amazon.