Funny Cat Hoodies for Cat Lovers Who Mean It

Cozy hoodies for introverts, nappers and anyone who would rather be home with the cat than almost anywhere else.

Browse the collection below, then check out on Amazon — sizes, colors, printing and shipping are handled there. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Thanks for keeping the cats fed — they will pretend not to notice.

Person wearing a Cranky Kitten hoodie with a retro sarcastic cat design

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Not Lazy Conserving Myself For Nothing Cat On Retro Sunset — funny cat hoodie

Sorry I'm Late Antisocial Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

Don't Talk To Me Before Coffee Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

Energy Saving Mode Lazy Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

I'm Not Drunk Just Relaxed Wine Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

I Hate Everything Except Naps Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

It Wasn't Me The Dog Did It Sarcastic Cat — funny cat hoodie

Not Today Maybe Not Tomorrow Lazy Cat — funny cat hoodie

I Have Standards Not An Attitude Sassy Cat — funny cat hoodie

Pet Me At Own Risk Sassy Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

Morning Person Said No Cat Ever Retro Cat — funny cat hoodie

I Like Cats And Maybe 3 People Retro Cat — funny cat hoodie

All I Want Is To Be Left Alone Holiday Cat — funny cat hoodie

Wanted For Crimes Against The Couch Cat — funny cat hoodie

Sarcasm Is My Superpower Sassy Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

Feed Me Now Human Demanding Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

Emotional Support Human Sarcastic Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

Snuggle Now Bite Later Moody Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

Currently Plotting Something Sneaky Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

Stretch First Then Nap Yoga Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

Worlds Okayest Cat Parent Retro Cat — funny cat hoodie

Suns Out Paws Out Summer Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

My House My Rules Says The Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

Talk To The Paw Sassy Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

Sorry For What I Said When Hungry Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

Professional Overthinker Anxious Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

Chaos Coordinator Mischief Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

Certified Troublemaker Sneaky Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

Anti Social Butterfly Introvert Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

Sarcastic Comment Loading Sassy Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

Born To Judge Sassy Kitten Retro — funny cat hoodie

Petty And Proud Of It Sassy Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

Not Evil Just Misunderstood Black Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

Bad Luck For People I Dislike Black Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

Here For Snacks Not Affection Black Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

I Put The Sass In Sarcastic Calico Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

Selective Hearing Expert Maine Coon Retro — funny cat hoodie

Allergic To Responsibilities Lazy Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

Surrounded By Idiots Judgy Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

Warning May Ignore You White Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

Catitude Included Sassy Tabby Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

Too Cute To Behave Naughty Kitten Retro — funny cat hoodie

I Identify As Unbothered Persian Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

Hangry Is My Default Mood Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

Catnaps And Bad Decisions Tuxedo Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

Professional Attention Seeker Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

My Cat Said No Sassy Siamese Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

I'm Done With All Of It Lazy Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

I Regret Nothing Mischievous Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

I'm Not Upset People Are Exhausting Cat Retro — funny cat hoodie

Crazy Cat Lady And Proud, Actually Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Proud Cat Mom The Cat Is Not Proud Of Me — funny cat hoodie

Not A Regular Mom A Cat Mom, Apparently Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Professional Cat Mom Unpaid And Underslept — funny cat hoodie

Fur Mama Off Duty Never Heard Of It Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Crazy Cat Lady In Training Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

My Kids Have Fur And A Lot Of Opinions Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Stay-At-Home Cat Servant Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Certified Cat Lady Review Still Pending Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Nurse Runs On Coffee And Spite Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Teacher By Day Cat Staff By Night Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

My Cat Audits My Life Choices Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

I Heal People My Cat Heals Nothing Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Engineer My Cat Breaks What I Build Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

I Fix Problems My Cat Creates Them Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Artist My Cat Edits Everything Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Bookkeeper My Cat Keeps Only Grudges Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Lawyer My Cat Objects To Everything Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

I Cook All Day The Cat Still Wants More Cat On Retro Sunset — funny cat hoodie

Teacher Tired, Caffeinated, Owned Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Nurses And The Cats Who Outrank Them Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Happy Father'S Day The Cat Got You Nothing — funny cat hoodie

All I Want Is The Cat To Like Me Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Happy The Cat Forgot, Obviously Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Be My Valentine Said No Cat Ever Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Mother Of Cats Ruler Of Nothing Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Merry Everything From The Cat, Reluctantly — funny cat hoodie

Another Year Older The Cat Is Unimpressed — funny cat hoodie

Happy Mother'S Day To The Staff, From The Cat — funny cat hoodie

Orange Cat One Braincell, Zero Regrets Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Black Cat Spicy, Not Evil Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Tuxedo Cat Dressed Up, Still Rude Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Calico Three Colors, One Attitude Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Tabby Mom Outranked And Okay With It Cat On Retro Sunset — funny cat hoodie

Orange Cat Behavior There Is No Explanation — funny cat hoodie

Maine Coon Too Big To Argue With Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Siamese Opinions At Full Volume Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Two Orange Cats Sharing One Braincell Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Persian Royal By Birth, Rude By Habit Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Bengal Wild At Heart, Rude By Choice Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Ragdoll Goes Limp To Avoid Responsibility — funny cat hoodie

Thick Cat Built By Snacks And Spite Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Aries I Was Right. Discussion Over. Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Taurus Not Stubborn. You'Re Wrong. Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Gemini Two Moods Nap And Judgment Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Cancer Emotionally Complex, Mostly Napping — funny cat hoodie

Leo Too Magnificent To Be Humble Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Virgo I Fixed It. You Did It Wrong. Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Scorpio I Will Remember This. Forever. Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Sagittarius Left Before You Finished Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Capricorn Not Cold. Efficient. Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Aquarius Not Weird. You'Re Basic. Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Pisces Sensitive And Dramatic About It Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Code Goes In Naps Come Out Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Accountant I Make Numbers Behave. Unlike You — funny cat hoodie

Mechanic It Was Broken Before You Touched It — funny cat hoodie

I Do Hair And Judge Yours Silently Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Trucker Professional Leave-Me-Alone-Er Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Electrician I Find The Fault. Usually You — funny cat hoodie

Plumber I'Ve Seen Things Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Dentist Floss. I'Ll Know. Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Vet Tech I Love Animals, People Are Harder — funny cat hoodie

Realtor Location, Location, Leave Me Alone — funny cat hoodie

Barista Caffeine And Contempt Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Scientist My Hypothesis You'Re Wrong Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Firefighter I Run Toward Chaos, Like The Cat — funny cat hoodie

Pilot Left The Ground To Avoid People Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Farmer Up At Dawn. Hate It. Do It Anyway — funny cat hoodie

Server Smiling Outside, Plotting Inside Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Librarian Shhh. Permanently. Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Healthcare Tired, Caffeinated, Mildly Feral — funny cat hoodie

Currently Booked By A Book Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Plant Lady Tomatoes Over People Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Just One More Game Said At 3 A.M. Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

True Crime And Naps The Whole Personality — funny cat hoodie

The Great Outdoors No People, That'S The Appeal — funny cat hoodie

Gone Fishing To Ignore Everyone Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

I Run From Responsibilities Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

I Lift My Standards, Away From You Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

I Bake So I Don'T Have To Talk Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

But First, Tea Then Judgment Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

I Dig In Dirt To Avoid Humans Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Vinyl And Solitude Loud Music, Low Tolerance — funny cat hoodie

Hooked On Yarn Done With People Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Hiking Nature No Small Talk Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

I Make Art The Cat Critiques It Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

1000 Pieces Zero Patience Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Camp And Nap People Not Invited Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Resting Witch Face Spooky Season, Same Mood — funny cat hoodie

Spooky And Done With It Halloween, Every Day — funny cat hoodie

Black Cats Do It Better All Halloween Long — funny cat hoodie

All I Want For Is For You To Leave Me Alone — funny cat hoodie

On The Naughty List And Thriving Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Merry Whatever Says The Cat Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Thankful. Allegedly. Mostly For Naps And Snacks — funny cat hoodie

Here For The Food Not The Family Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

New Year Same Cranky Cat Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Feeling Lucky Don'T Push It Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Independent Since Birth Just Ask The Cat — funny cat hoodie

Hopping Nowhere Napping Everywhere Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Roses Are Red I'D Rather Nap Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Sweater Weather And People-Avoiding Weather — funny cat hoodie

Prost Now Leave Me Alone Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Socially Distanced Since Birth, By Choice — funny cat hoodie

Not Antisocial Anti-You, Specifically Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Mondays A Personal Attack Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Fluent In Sarcasm And Silence Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Retired Schedule Nothing, All Day Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Single And Feral Weirdly Okay With It Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Cranky Since Birth A Lifestyle Not A Phase — funny cat hoodie

Nap Queen Reigning, Undefeated Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Plants, Cats, Naps People Hard Pass Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

World'S Okayest Boss Don'T Make It Weird — funny cat hoodie

My Therapist Has Fur And No Advice Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Running On Caffeine, Spite, One Nap Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Too Many People Send Snacks Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

One Nerve Left You'Re On It Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

No Place Like Not Here With You Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Sphynx Naked, Cold, Judging You Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Russian Blue Gray, Aloof, Superior Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Scottish Fold Folded Ears, Zero Patience — funny cat hoodie

British Shorthair Stiff Upper Whisker Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Void Cat A Void With Opinions Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Tortitude A Documented Condition Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Munchkin Short Legs, Tall Attitude Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Double Trouble Two Cats, Double The Judgment — funny cat hoodie

Tiny And Feral Already Over It Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Cool Cat Aunt The Favorite, Obviously Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Cat Grandpa The Cat'S Favorite, Not Yours — funny cat hoodie

Crazy Cat Aunt In Training Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Cat Uncle Bad Influence, Great Naps Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

The Cat Chose Me Deal With It Retro Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Cats And Caffeine The Only Support System — funny cat hoodie

Cats And Wine And A Do-Not-Disturb Face Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Foster Fail The Cat Won Retro Sarcastic Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

I Rescued A Cat It Runs The House Now Cat Design — funny cat hoodie

Professionally Horizontal Since Birth Cat — funny cat hoodie

I Peaked During Naptime Cat — funny cat hoodie

Do Not Disturb Asleep Either Way Cat — funny cat hoodie

Motivation Loading Please Wait Forever Cat — funny cat hoodie

Staying In It's a Lifestyle Cat — funny cat hoodie

Rest Is a Skill I'm a Master Cat — funny cat hoodie

Ambition Is Exhausting So Is Standing Cat On Retro Sunset — funny cat hoodie

I Run on Snooze Nine Times Minimum Cat — funny cat hoodie

Couch Occupied Indefinitely Cat — funny cat hoodie

Less Doing More Lying Down Cat — funny cat hoodie

My Blood Type Is Cold Brew Cat — funny cat hoodie

First I Drink The Coffee Then I Ignore You Cat — funny cat hoodie

Decaf Is Just A Threat Cat — funny cat hoodie

Steeped In Tea Soaked In Judgment Cat — funny cat hoodie

Tea First People Never Cat — funny cat hoodie

One More Cup Then Maybe Words Cat On Retro Sunset — funny cat hoodie

Wine Me Up Before You Go Cat — funny cat hoodie

Too Sober For This Family Cat — funny cat hoodie

Sorry I'm Late My Cat Sat On Me — funny cat hoodie

Promoted To Staff By My Own Cat — funny cat hoodie

I Have One Child She Has Claws — funny cat hoodie

Cat Parent The Cat Disagrees — funny cat hoodie

I Adopted A Cat It Adopted My Chair — funny cat hoodie

My Cat's Favorite Is The Other Person — funny cat hoodie

Licensed Cat Mom Still Not Respected — funny cat hoodie

I Pay The Rent The Cat Owns The House — funny cat hoodie

Hiss First Ask Questions Never Halloween Cat — funny cat hoodie

Costume Optional Contempt Not Halloween Cat — funny cat hoodie

I Did The Haunting Ghosts Are Amateurs Cat — funny cat hoodie

Treat Me Or Suffer My Mood Halloween Cat — funny cat hoodie

Professional Lurker Nine Lives Halloween Cat — funny cat hoodie

Not A Decoration Naturally Ominous Black Cat — funny cat hoodie

Scare Level Mildly Inconvenienced Halloween Cat — funny cat hoodie

My Cauldron My Rules Your Problem Halloween Cat — funny cat hoodie

Deck The Halls Without Me Naughty Xmas Cat On Retro Sunset — funny cat hoodie

Tree Is Up So Are My Claws Naughty Xmas Cat — funny cat hoodie

Ho Ho No Go Away Deadpan Santa Cat On Retro Sunset — funny cat hoodie

Wake Me When The Ham Is Done Holiday Cat On Retro Sunset — funny cat hoodie

Santa Leave The Snacks And Go Naughty Cat — funny cat hoodie

Feliz Navi No I'm Napping Holiday Santa Cat — funny cat hoodie

Tinsel Is A Toy Fight Me Naughty Xmas Cat — funny cat hoodie

Silent Night If Everyone Leaves Holiday Cat On Retro Sunset — funny cat hoodie

I Don't Do Mornings Cat — funny cat hoodie

Trapped In A Meeting Cat — funny cat hoodie

Read At Nine Replying Never Cat — funny cat hoodie

Pants Optional Remote Work Cat — funny cat hoodie

Two Weeks Notice In My Head Cat — funny cat hoodie

Out Of Office Mentally Cat — funny cat hoodie

Overworked And Under-Napped Cat — funny cat hoodie

Not Antisocial Anti-Coworker Cat — funny cat hoodie

Let's Circle Back Cat — funny cat hoodie

Running On Empty Cold Coffee Cat — funny cat hoodie

Professionally Looking Busy Cat — funny cat hoodie

In Charge Of Nothing Cat — funny cat hoodie

The Deadline Was A Suggestion Cat — funny cat hoodie

Nine To Five Feels Like Nine Cat — funny cat hoodie

Teamwork Makes Me Tired Cat — funny cat hoodie

I Work So My Cat Doesn't Cat — funny cat hoodie

Powered By Coffee And Contempt Cat — funny cat hoodie

You're On Mute Stay That Way Cat — funny cat hoodie

Living For The Direct Deposit Cat — funny cat hoodie

Using My PTO To Avoid People Cat — funny cat hoodie

Synergy Is Not A Real Word Cat — funny cat hoodie

Stayed Late Once Never Again Cat — funny cat hoodie

My Office Has A Bed In It Cat — funny cat hoodie

Look Alive The Boss Is Coming Cat — funny cat hoodie

Doing The Bare Minimum Cat — funny cat hoodie

Reading Is My Exit Strategy Cat — funny cat hoodie

Busy In A Fictional World Cat — funny cat hoodie

My Plants Do Not Make Small Talk Cat — funny cat hoodie

Watering Plants Avoiding People Cat — funny cat hoodie

Sorry Busy Repotting Cat — funny cat hoodie

Funny Cat Hoodies for Cat Lovers Who Mean It

A cat hoodie is basically a wearable do-not-disturb sign. These pullovers are built for nappers, homebodies and anyone whose ideal evening is the couch, the cat and zero plans.

Pick the cat that matches your mood — black-cat energy, grumpy gray or smug tabby — and let the hood do the rest. Choose your size and colour on Amazon.