The Boss
Cranky Kitten
Runs the house. The humans are staff. The humans named it “Muffin.” It does not acknowledge this.
Run by cats. Served by humans.
MEET THE STAFF
Every house has a boss. In this one, the boss is a small, furious kitten — and everyone else is staff. This is the household it reluctantly runs.
THE STAFF — INTRODUCTIONS
The cat would like to introduce the people it lives with. It did not choose them. It is making the best of it.
THE STORY 
The Provider
Greg
Works all day, cries at dog food commercials, feeds out of guilt. Believes he is in charge.
The Cuddler
Linda
Boundless affection, fluent in baby-talk, allergic to the concept of personal space.
The Intern
Chloe
Same energy as the cat: unbothered, permanently tuned out, convinced she runs the place. She does not. That is the cat’s job.
Under Review
The Tiny One
Sticky hands. Loud. A rival for attention. Status: pending. Indefinitely.
The Fall Guy
Dennis
Loyal, dim, lovable. Whatever happened — Dennis did it. There is never any proof.
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WATCH THE STAFF — ALL EPISODES
Every episode, in order. A new one drops every couple of days — the cat insists.
Episode 1
Meet The Staff
Episode 2
Performance Reviews
Episode 3
The Incident
Episode 4
They Went On Vacation
Episode 5
The New Rule
Episode 6
Sick Day
Episode 7